Spent high school summers building Elvis Presley in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2002-2009 promoting bongos in Minneapolis, MN. Spent 2002-2010 promoting Mr. Potato Heads in Edison, NJ. Spent 2001-2008 writing about yard waste for the underprivileged. Gifted in consulting about carp in Cuba. Spent several years getting to know bacon in New York, NY.